i’m late coming to this “blog” party, but basically this is a place to record all those stories that make everyone in my life say “you need to write a book!” and “OMG you are SOOO funny and you don’t even know it!” i think they’re lying. apparently the sheer magnitude of things that happen to me baffle and awe people IRL, so i thought i would see what you all thought. it’s just normal to me. nothing really major happens, i mean, it is all stuff that we all have gone through, just really, really a lot of it.
also, i hate capitals. HATE. i only use them to show strong emotions, because they make me angry.
so, if you need a laugh, to feel better about your life, or just want to shake your head and say “no WAY that happened,” read on, dear friend, read on!